The nosy neighbor

One fine day....

Orange cat in heat.....
meow....MEOW....MEOW...........
calling, calling, hoping that a tomcat would hear her and come to ber rescue
NOT GONNA HAPPEN KITTY,
you're 8 floors up!!!

Then came the neighbor
NEIGHBOR:
Is your cat calling?

MOI:
err.....yes

NEIGHBOR:
Is she alright? she sounds unhappy....(implying that she's gonna call the SPCA)

MOI:
She's fine. she's just in heat....(haven't you ever heard of cats in heat before??? where do you come from???)

NEIGHBOR:
Are you sure? why don't you get her spayed?

MOI:
I've made an appointment but the doctors do not have an appointment until later in the month ( as far as i'm concerned, she can legally make as much noise as she wants, until 10pm)

NEIGHBOR:
Well, my doctor will fix her tomorrow......who do you go to?

MOI:
Who do YOU go to?

NEIGHBOR:
The cat clinic

MOI:
That's who I called....(duh!!)

NEIGHBOR:
Well,.......

MOI:
Thanks for your concern, we're taking good care of the cats...Dun worry
( so shut up and live with it for now....)
ciao....

Well, well paralegal neighbor, think you know the law, you're not the only one.
and you're not alone when it comes to going nuts
imagine,
i have to live with them.....
and you know what else
the nosy neighbor even wrote a letter to the management
asking if
we were TORTURING the cats???