The nosy neighbor

One fine day....

Orange cat in heat.....
meow....MEOW....MEOW...........
calling, calling, hoping that a tomcat would hear her and come to ber rescue
NOT GONNA HAPPEN KITTY,
you're 8 floors up!!!

Then came the neighbor
NEIGHBOR:
Is your cat calling?

MOI:
err.....yes

NEIGHBOR:
Is she alright? she sounds unhappy....(implying that she's gonna call the SPCA)

MOI:
She's fine. she's just in heat....(haven't you ever heard of cats in heat before??? where do you come from???)

NEIGHBOR:
Are you sure? why don't you get her spayed?

MOI:
I've made an appointment but the doctors do not have an appointment until later in the month ( as far as i'm concerned, she can legally make as much noise as she wants, until 10pm)

NEIGHBOR:
Well, my doctor will fix her tomorrow......who do you go to?

MOI:
Who do YOU go to?

NEIGHBOR:
The cat clinic

MOI:
That's who I called....(duh!!)

NEIGHBOR:
Well,.......

MOI:
Thanks for your concern, we're taking good care of the cats...Dun worry
( so shut up and live with it for now....)
ciao....

Well, well paralegal neighbor, think you know the law, you're not the only one.
and you're not alone when it comes to going nuts
imagine,
i have to live with them.....
and you know what else
the nosy neighbor even wrote a letter to the management
asking if
we were TORTURING the cats???

The orange cat......

There are 2 cats in this household,

one orange



one black and white

one is absolute evil
and the latter is the sweet heart

How do you retrain a cat?
How do you even train a cat to begin with?
almost every morning I get up to a surprise on my bathroom floor mat.
and this morning, there was another surprise on the carpet in the living room
not only did she pee on the mat
she THREW UP on the carpet.
what kinda cat is this?
why is she doing this to me
of course, cat mama does not clean up after the kitties
(cause she peed on MY bathroom mat)
so cat auntie has to do the work.

I feel like a slave to the cats, the fishies and plants
all I do is clean up after them
feed them
bathe them
water them
I should just be a witch,
feel like throwing them over the balcony
then i won't have to deal with them anymore
accept now, i'll have the animal cops on my arse....

Cravings.......

It's killing me,
these cravings for.......chocolate, cheese, bread, rice, basically anything that falls in the food category.
There is still time before that time of the month and i'm already having these mad cravings.
So unfair that I shall have to endure 2 whole weeks of PMSing before the M.
what is this life coming to.....having to succumb to the wrath of hormones.
oh.....being woman.
and feeling like a whale.....

laundry laundry

A whole entire basket of laundry waiting for me to clean.....
Too much..
if i were to estimate,
i believe that they have been there for at least
1 month
anf that includes
hiking clothes
socks
cat fur
sheets
etc etc....
The problem is, clean laundry needs space
space to hang them
time to wash and dry
space is still the problem. i have no space
I need a walk in closet or several, that way, i won't have to result to donating clothing everytime I run out of space in my tiny closet.
when will i ever get to experience the luxury of a walk in???

Burn baby Burn....

Think it's hot outside, think again.
This must be the hottest summer to date. I have never really been concerned with the UV index until these past few weeks. Everyday, they will announce on the news, what the daily UV index was.
Today happens to be 11. 11 means extreme UV rays and one may get a sunburn in just a few minutes.
Sunblock is recommended, SPF 15 reapplied every 2 hours
Shade and shades are a necessity this summer.
Or one can always opt to stay home and relax in the comfort and coolness of the indoors.

UV Index Number Exposure Level
0 to 2 Low
3 to 5 Moderate
6 to 8 High
8 to 10 Very High
11+ Extreme

A 6 pack in 60 days?

Let's see here.....

issit possible to gain a 6 pack in 60 days?

At this very moment,

kinda sounds absurd....

We shall see where I end up 60 days from today.