The orange cat......

There are 2 cats in this household,

one orange



one black and white

one is absolute evil
and the latter is the sweet heart

How do you retrain a cat?
How do you even train a cat to begin with?
almost every morning I get up to a surprise on my bathroom floor mat.
and this morning, there was another surprise on the carpet in the living room
not only did she pee on the mat
she THREW UP on the carpet.
what kinda cat is this?
why is she doing this to me
of course, cat mama does not clean up after the kitties
(cause she peed on MY bathroom mat)
so cat auntie has to do the work.

I feel like a slave to the cats, the fishies and plants
all I do is clean up after them
feed them
bathe them
water them
I should just be a witch,
feel like throwing them over the balcony
then i won't have to deal with them anymore
accept now, i'll have the animal cops on my arse....